Unicorns pooping rainbows

dirty but pretty awesome

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tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.


I heart Patrick Stewart

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

I heart Patrick Stewart

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pepelemofo:

I received a Comcast cable box for a “self-install.” I immediately determined that the box was faulty because it wouldn’t get past the initial “loading” (boot up) screen.

After 2+ hours on the phone for troubleshooting, which mainly involved being asked the same 2-3 absurd questions, (can you…

I feel a deep and undying sense of kinship with my BIL at times like this. Thanks for providing me such pleasure.

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knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

I would watch the fuck out of that shit, and maybe even exercise to it too!

Fabulous idea
#sarcasticstretching

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